tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52618147059617329622011-04-21T21:14:23.457-07:00The Daily Chucklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18091509417880979406noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5261814705961732962.post-22324832140644010862008-11-08T18:26:00.000-08:002008-11-08T18:30:06.316-08:00<p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: 20pt;"> </span>A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to <st1:state st="on"><st1:place st="on">Texas</st1:place></st1:State> and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died."</p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"Well then, just give me my money back."</p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"Cain't do that. I went and spent it already."</p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"OK then, just unload the donkey."</p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"What ya gonna do with em."</p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"I'm gonna raffle him off."</p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"Ya cain't raffle off a dead donkey!"</p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."</p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with the dead donkey?"</p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 apiece and made a profit of $898.00."</p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"Didn't no one complain?"</p> <p style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2.00 back."</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5261814705961732962-2232483214064401086?l=daily-smile5.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Daily Chucklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18091509417880979406noreply@blogger.com0